ext_12332 ([identity profile] mitchy.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] mitchy 2005-07-20 04:37 pm (UTC)

Top five worst puns

This is going to get me smited, I just know :)

1) A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

2) What do you get if you throw a grenade into a French flooring factory? Linoleum Blownapart.

3) Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

4) When a vulture flies, he takes carrion luggage

5)What hangs upside down on a tree and coughs? A hoarse chestnut.

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