mitchy (
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meme!
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things
- stolen from my entire flist with grateful thanks :)
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2005-07-20 04:37 pm (UTC)
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Top five worst puns
This is going to get me smited, I just know :)
1) A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
2) What do you get if you throw a grenade into a French flooring factory? Linoleum Blownapart.
3) Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
4) When a vulture flies, he takes carrion luggage
5)What hangs upside down on a tree and coughs? A hoarse chestnut.
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This is going to get me smited, I just know :)
1) A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
2) What do you get if you throw a grenade into a French flooring factory? Linoleum Blownapart.
3) Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
4) When a vulture flies, he takes carrion luggage
5)What hangs upside down on a tree and coughs? A hoarse chestnut.