mitchy: (Calvin)
mitchy ([personal profile] mitchy) wrote2005-07-20 06:28 pm

meme!

Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things
- stolen from my entire flist with grateful thanks :)

[identity profile] mitchy.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Top five worst puns

This is going to get me smited, I just know :)

1) A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

2) What do you get if you throw a grenade into a French flooring factory? Linoleum Blownapart.

3) Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

4) When a vulture flies, he takes carrion luggage

5)What hangs upside down on a tree and coughs? A hoarse chestnut.