Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas
Investigating the death of a guy dressed in a raccoon suit:-
Catherine: So he was shot before he was run over?
David: Woah, bad night
Griss: Even for a raccoon.
Griss: Freud said that the only unusual sexual behavior was not to have any at all. After that, it was only a matter of opportunity and preference. Some people obviously prefer the feel of fur to the texture of human skin.
Catherine: Well, I like a hairy chest, but that doesn't mean I'm going to go bop a six-foot weasel.
XX
Dr. Robbins uses home pregnancy tests instead of buying from the lab's expensive supplier:-
Catherine Willows: Eye on the bottom line. I find that...
Dr. Al Robbins: Sexy?
Catherine Willows: Prudent. That was a good try, though.
Coming of Rage
Sara Sidle: Clothing, $85. Earrings, $30. Latte, $4. Getting away with murder...
Gil Grissom: Priceless.
(Can't remember what ep this came from, dammit)
Catherine Willows: My goals... all right, for starters, I'd like two consecutive nights off. I would like to cut my triples down to 10 instead of the usual 20, and I would love to find a reliable babysitter so I could have myself some kind of a personal life.
Gil Grissom: You don't have a personal life?
Catherine Willows: Write this down: I haven't had sex in six - no, seven months.
(pause)
Gil: How can I help?
(another pause while audience spews drinks and Catherine boggles)
Gil: With your career!