Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last month I helped kemintiri hide a body (-173 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I set copperbadge's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (109 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely, Mitchy |
Stolen from
jatg and
lithium_doll - because I like to share my thievery :)
PS: Sorry
copperbadge! It was an accident, honest!