Scenes from the Lounge aka OK, this is impressive, even for me....

Scenes from the lounge:-

Me, on the phone to Curry's: I need you to come back and take the old washing machine away...
thessalian: *frantic waving*
Me, still on phone: *can't listen Thess, is concentrating on what Curry's drone is saying*
Thess: *flails*
Me: *is put on hold so turns her attention to Thess* What??
Thess: Umm, the washing machine was taken away last week....
Me: ...
Thess: Seriously, these guys just turned up and lugged it away!
Me: ...
Thess: You didn't notice the honking big lump of white metal was no longer outside your front door?!
Me: ...
Thess: *dies laughing*
Me: *into phone* Hi! It's ok, don't worry about picking up the machine!! *click*