ext_320969 ([identity profile] trampledamage.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] mitchy 2008-06-12 06:59 pm (UTC)

A couple of my favourite jokes:

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'd like a gin and ... tonic please"
Barman asks "Why the big pause?"
The polar bear looks down and says "I don't know, I've always had them."

and

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar, the barman says, "What is this? A joke?"

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