RE your sweetcorn rage, that's exactly the kind of irate I get whenever I want to buy a sandwich. There is no such thing, apparently, as a sandwich without slatherings of mayonnaise (at least, without going to Subway). Not that I'm allergic to mayo, so it's not a life-threatening thing... but still, I cannot conceivably be the only human being in the world who just plain hates the stuff.

...and don't even get me started on how every single one of the McDonald's seasonal specials come with cheese. I get that, in that case, you can ask for them without, but you shouldn't HAVE to. Just once in a while, would it kill them to release a cheeseless special once in a freakin' while, and make the cheese-loving freaks be the ones who make demands and have the whole place looking at them funny?

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