2. Actor(s) you'd happily watch reading the phone book?

Orson Welles
James Earl Jones
Morgan Freeman
Bruce Willis
George Clooney (but I'd really rather he just sit there quietly and be pretty.)
Jon-Erik Hexum
Matt Damon(but I'd rather watch him kill someone with it. You know he could.)

There are probably more, but that's all my brain will give me at the moment.