A while back, there was a website being plugged everywhere called "213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The Army". The website went down for a while but it's returned and there are some cool additional links. Particularly Skippy's Friends which is a page of submissions from other military types listing what they're no longer allowed to do. It's brilliant! I paticularly liked #54 "I was cold" is a bad reason to be in the female barracks and #67: Do not mix fake fangs and dress inspections.
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