The Scattered Thoughts of the Terminally Bemused. (Reply).
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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'd like a gin and ... tonic please"
Barman asks "Why the big pause?"
The polar bear looks down and says "I don't know, I've always had them."
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar, the barman says, "What is this? A joke?"