Bad jokes ahoy : comments [Scribblings from the Mitchy Side]

A couple of my favourite jokes:

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'd like a gin and ... tonic please"
Barman asks "Why the big pause?"
The polar bear looks down and says "I don't know, I've always had them."

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar, the barman says, "What is this? A joke?"

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Following on from the bar theme, a man walks into one.

Thud.

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*giggles* I love "walked into a bar" jokes. My current fave is a three-legged dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

:D

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A piece of string walks into a bar. The barman says, 'We don't serve string here."

So the string steps outside, wraps itself round a couple of times, messes up its hair, and goes back in.

The barman says, "Here, you're not string, are you?"

The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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*groans*

OK, this means war..

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a pint of beer?" The barman replies "For you, no charge."

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A sausage walks into a bar, along with his mate bacon. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

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A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper replies, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender immediately says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here!" "Aww, why not?" the mushroom replies, "I'm a fun guy!"

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A yoghurt, dressed in top hat and tails, walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't like your kind here."

The yoghurt says, "Why not, good sir? I'm a perfectly cultured individual."

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*shakyfist* I will have the last word in my own LJ, dammit!

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "A pint of beer please, and one for the road."

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