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posted by [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com at 08:56pm on 12/06/2008
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper replies, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
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posted by [identity profile] mitchy.livejournal.com at 09:00pm on 12/06/2008
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender immediately says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here!" "Aww, why not?" the mushroom replies, "I'm a fun guy!"
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posted by [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com at 09:43pm on 12/06/2008
A yoghurt, dressed in top hat and tails, walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't like your kind here."

The yoghurt says, "Why not, good sir? I'm a perfectly cultured individual."
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posted by [identity profile] mitchy.livejournal.com at 10:06pm on 12/06/2008
*shakyfist* I will have the last word in my own LJ, dammit!

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "A pint of beer please, and one for the road."
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