Once upon a New Year's Party, an ambulance driver sighed and said, "The stupidest thing I've ever said, and it's the only thing people remember."

And it was true, I myself had repeated "Bunker people bah!" many times, and heard it repeated many more. To this day, it is part of the oral tradition that is still handed down at my college.

"O Rodney," I said. "What would you like to be remembered for saying?"

Rodney sighed again, and he thought. Finally, he said, "Never pass up a chance to go to the bathroom. And never eat anything larger than your head in one sitting."

Having said thus, he wrapped his head in a sheet and went to sleep under the Christmas tree.