Scribblings from the Mitchy Side

How to have an attack of the giggles in 12 easy stages:-

1) Arrange to have several large items of furniture taken away

2) The night before, move as much as possible nearer the front door, including the base of the single bed that is dominating the spare room....

3) Co-opt thessalian

4) Forget that neither of you are particularly tall.....

5) Mid-way through the shoving/heaving/cursing process, get base nicely wedged in doorway, with half of it in the hall, upright, and the bottom of it still in the bedroom, at an angle of about 45 degrees.

6) Try and help the Thesski, who's in the hall holding it upright, by shoving the base in an attempt to unjam it.

7) "ARGH!"

8) "Ack, are you ok?!?"

9) "*whimpers* I don't bend this way....!!"

10) Get fit of the giggles

11) Get Thesski giggling helplessly as well, to the point she's in danger of not being able to hold the bed up.

12) Finally manage to control self long enough to free base from doorway, just before thessalian collapses from combination of weight of bed/lack of air through giggling while in the shape of a shepherd's crook....

Base is now looming in hallway, ready to fall on unsuspecting persons attempting to approach front door. I suspect it's mocking us.