Scribblings from the Mitchy Side

Oh man..!! My friend Troodler was bored and surfing the web, and she sent me a link to http://bash.org

It's a quote database, with funny quotes/conversations from IRC and its ilk. It's HILARIOUS! There's some great stuff there. These are some of my favourites to date:-

the "bishop" came to our church today
he was a fucken impostor
never once moved diagonally

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d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind

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I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
...

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he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
like, HUGE costume
8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
at some anime con in california
they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
he's riding the elevator down to the con space
doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

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Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
rapc?
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Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
oic
Though you could also say it's missing an e
wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall


That last one made me cry :D

*glee*