Scribblings from the Mitchy Side

Just opened a bunch of mail that arrived today. Of the many amusing missives, the following stand out. One is Demon Internet who have sent me EIGHT identical letters about an unpaid amount. EIGHT. Umm. I can only assume the computer hiccuped. But the best is the second....

Dear Mitchy, It has come to our attention that you are overdrawn on your bank account by £XXX.XX and that your overdraft limit is £XXX.XX. Please pay the excess amount into your account at once, love and kisses, Abbey.

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, that felt gooooood :D