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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

posted by [personal profile] mitchy at 06:11pm on 19/03/2009 under ,
Just opened a bunch of mail that arrived today. Of the many amusing missives, the following stand out. One is Demon Internet who have sent me EIGHT identical letters about an unpaid amount. EIGHT. Umm. I can only assume the computer hiccuped. But the best is the second....

Dear Mitchy, It has come to our attention that you are overdrawn on your bank account by £XXX.XX and that your overdraft limit is £XXX.XX. Please pay the excess amount into your account at once, love and kisses, Abbey.

AHAHAHAHAHAH! OVERDRAWN? I THINK NOT!! TAKE THAT YOU TIGHT FISTED PENNY PINCHING OVERDRAFT CHARGING UNHELPFUL FUCKERS!!!!! HOW'S THAT FOR PAYING OFF AN OVERDRAFT? HUH?! HUH!!!? AND GUESS WHAT?! THE MINUTE I CAN OPEN AN ACCOUNT SOMEWHERE ELSE, I'M TAKING IT ALL AWAY!! READ IT AND WEEP, YOU BASTARDS!!!

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, that felt gooooood :D
Mood:: 'vengeful' vengeful
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posted by [personal profile] commoncomitatus at 06:17pm on 19/03/2009
"Love and Kisses"!???

How come MY bank isn't that affectionate when demanding things from me!?

Ahem. *goes away now*
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posted by [identity profile] oucellogal.livejournal.com at 07:13pm on 19/03/2009
Yeah, seriously. My bank isn't nearly that friendly. They're just like, ha ha, please give us more of what we already know you don't have.

LOVE the icon, btw.
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posted by [identity profile] jenni411.livejournal.com at 07:46pm on 19/03/2009
My bank has never sent me love and kisses. Large guys named Vito with crowbars, yeah, but never love and kisses.
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posted by [identity profile] mitchy.livejournal.com at 08:07pm on 19/03/2009
I was paraphrasing
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posted by [identity profile] jenni411.livejournal.com at 10:42pm on 19/03/2009
Really?

*ducks*
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posted by [identity profile] gayeld.livejournal.com at 12:15am on 20/03/2009
You go girl! When Bank of America so helpful transfered $1,000 of my money to someone else's account and charged me for my checking account because my savings balance was suddenly too low, I dropped like a hot potato, right after I made them give me every penny (including the bounced check fees) back and made their telephone teller run crying.
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posted by [identity profile] mitchy.livejournal.com at 06:31pm on 20/03/2009
Heee!! I knew I liked you for a reason. I shall have to ask you to help me draft the "Fuck Off and Die" letter 'm going to send when I finally leave my bank :D
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