BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

[mitchy]

Just opened a bunch of mail that arrived today. Of the many amusing missives, the following stand out. One is Demon Internet who have sent me EIGHT identical letters about an unpaid amount. EIGHT. Umm. I can only assume the computer hiccuped. But the best is the second....

Dear Mitchy, It has come to our attention that you are overdrawn on your bank account by £XXX.XX and that your overdraft limit is £XXX.XX. Please pay the excess amount into your account at once, love and kisses, Abbey.

AHAHAHAHAHAH! OVERDRAWN? I THINK NOT!! TAKE THAT YOU TIGHT FISTED PENNY PINCHING OVERDRAFT CHARGING UNHELPFUL FUCKERS!!!!! HOW'S THAT FOR PAYING OFF AN OVERDRAFT? HUH?! HUH!!!? AND GUESS WHAT?! THE MINUTE I CAN OPEN AN ACCOUNT SOMEWHERE ELSE, I'M TAKING IT ALL AWAY!! READ IT AND WEEP, YOU BASTARDS!!!

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, that felt gooooood :D

Comments

[commoncomitatus]

"Love and Kisses"!???

How come MY bank isn't that affectionate when demanding things from me!?

Ahem. *goes away now*

[oucellogal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, seriously. My bank isn't nearly that friendly. They're just like, ha ha, please give us more of what we already know you don't have.

LOVE the icon, btw.

[jenni411.livejournal.com]

My bank has never sent me love and kisses. Large guys named Vito with crowbars, yeah, but never love and kisses.

[mitchy.livejournal.com]

I was paraphrasing

[jenni411.livejournal.com]

Really?

*ducks*

[gayeld.livejournal.com]

You go girl! When Bank of America so helpful transfered $1,000 of my money to someone else's account and charged me for my checking account because my savings balance was suddenly too low, I dropped like a hot potato, right after I made them give me every penny (including the bounced check fees) back and made their telephone teller run crying.

[mitchy.livejournal.com]

Heee!! I knew I liked you for a reason. I shall have to ask you to help me draft the "Fuck Off and Die" letter 'm going to send when I finally leave my bank :D